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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:48 am |
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Gtane |
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:34 am |
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verktyg |
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I live in the SF Bay Area and have to drive hundreds of miles every week for my job. Last Friday I watched a complete idiot on a fixed gear bike with no brakes riding in and out of heavy urban street traffic during the evening rush hour.
This clown was a future candidate for the Darwin Awards. Not only was he oblivious to the flow of traffic, but he didn't ride very well. It was as if he'd never ridden more than a few miles on a bike.
But he was COOL... He had a matching red and black messenger bag to match his bike, clothing and hair. In Portland they're called "fakenger bags".
Wannabe proletariats!
The real and valid complaint that I have against ^#%(*&^ idiots recklessly riding fixed gear bikes in traffic is the negative attitudes that they engender in many motorists towards cyclists. I've been riding bikes on public streets and roads for over 55 years (I'm 64). I and many other cyclists have worked hard to get and protect the right to ride these thoroughfares.
I could care less if the fool gets himself run over but I ride those same streets and I don't like to have to deal with aggressive drivers with bad attitudes towards cyclists.
I don’t suffer fools gladly. I've never been into fads. Most of todays fixie riders have just recently graduated up from sidewalk shredding on their skateboards. When the fixie fad is over many of their expensive fixie bikes will end up in dumpsters.
It's late, enough ranting for one night.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:52 am |
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lofter |
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lmao .....deep breathe chas ............better. |
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:29 pm |
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vanhelmont |
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I tried the broadcast, but what I got was about storing seeds in the permafrost in Norway. Maybe I'll send some derailleurs. Then after the next ice age whoever finds a fixie in a newly-thawed dumpster can restore it to its proper condition.
The best bike anybody I knew back in the day had was a Raleigh Professional. I bid on one on ebay that some doofus had filed the brake cable guides off of, and generally trashed the top tube. Then he didn't want it because it wouldn't take a big enough tire. It went cheap for a Professional, and you could always use the srew-on clamps, but I didn't trust the top tube after it had been filed on. .5 mm isn't much already.
Well, if I had got it I couldn't have bought the Super Corsa. |
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:24 pm |
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verktyg |
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"Well, if I had got it I couldn't have bought the Super Corsa."
Smart thinking. Good choice. |
An engineering student was riding across campus on a new bike. He stopped to talk with a friend.
His friend asked "Where did you get that sharp bike?"
"A good looking girl rode up to me on this bike, threw it down, threw off all her clothes and said "Take what you want!" so I took the bike."
"Good Choice"
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Last edited by verktyg on Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:41 pm; edited 2 times in total |
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:25 pm |
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verktyg |
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lofter wrote: |
lmao .....deep breathe chas ............better. |
NO!!!
Chas. the arbiter of cycling correctness.... |
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:30 am |
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sandranian |
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I am not sure what to make of that joke...being married, I would take the bike...but they were college students, so that is a bit odd. I guess they were engineers.... |
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| | | | | | | | | Re: NOT BETTER!!! | | | | | |
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:22 am |
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lofter |
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verktyg wrote: |
lofter wrote: |
lmao .....deep breathe chas ............better. |
NO!!!
Chas. the arbiter of cycling correctness.... |
stroke much? |
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:39 am |
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verktyg |
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sandranian wrote: |
I am not sure what to make of that joke...being married, I would take the bike...but they were college students, so that is a bit odd. I guess they were engineers.... |
It's a classic engineer joke.... Sort of like lawyer jokes but less malevolent...
Chas. |
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